giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

“He left a cum stain on my heart”
— 8 Word Story (via toyota)

How is every house abandoned out here

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

How to Save a Life will always be a South of Nowhere song to me


Tiara & Necklace Combination
c.1900
Sotheby’s

Tiara & Necklace Combination

c.1900

Sotheby’s

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